if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
(Source: animorphz, via tiger-temple)
Filed in: i dont know y im laughing this is unfunny actually am upset bc this feels ominous
Yesterday: tells you in great and gory detail how he wanted to ask you to prom, buys you food, tries to make you feel feelings
Today: asks you if he should say yes to other girl asking him to prom
Lol
“Who was your first kiss?”
“Oh ya know, just John Stamos.”
(Source: eckstasy, via theworldstruth)
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know
"ugh if only guys knew how much I secretly want to have sex, then they’d be totally into me"
— every girl (via thecoralreif)
best couple ever
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