Sometimes my mind wanders and I wonder if relationships are comparable to plants or pets
Obviously it depends bc fish versus baby puppy or venus fly trap versus succulent
I am probably around the Christmas cactus/cat rating
Like I need occasional watering and decent sunlight
And I like being petted and loved and I will purr to tell you you’re cool but also like I need my alone time
But if you don’t tend to me I wilt/die/run away with an alleycat
LOL OK ANALOGY OVER
:-( soooo busyyyy
More! Often! Please! More! Contact!
A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.
You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.
A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.
You are in a garden, and you are astonished."
THIS IS TERRIBLE
you make the rule by makoto tanijiri, 2011.
""The amount of baked goods and needlepoints I’ve gotten from Taylor cannot be counted," reports Jack Antonoff. She’s baked him multiple batches of cookies (including pumpkin and oatmeal raisin), and she’s made Dunham a button collage and a cross-stitch of a cat. She was also the first person to give the couple a housewarming present when they moved into their new apartment. It was a taxidermied moth."
I LIKE THIS ARTICLE A LOT HELP
Lol this excerpt = goals